#10 (Ten) Steps After Kelly Hansome Disses U.-by M.I

Couldn't help laughing when I read these Tweets by M.I. (Mr. Incredible) which he titled:

Please endeavour to savour the humour


#1: (ten steps after kelly hansome disses u): Remember.. You are still beautiful.. And God and ur parents love you still..

#2 (Ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): Listen to song over and over till you know all lyrics and can appreciate artistry in song

#3 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): attend recovery group of artists recuperating after their own disses, eg..mohits, terry g etc

#4 (10steps after kelly hansome disses u): wear fake mustache for a month, disguise self, song is prolly so hot and everyone will know it!!

#5: (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): write open apology to kelly hansome, post on www.360nobs.com sayng sorry 4 being succesful

#6 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you) promise world 2 grow taller; seek out height doctor, or taller shoes e.g goth shoes 4rm camden

#7 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): collect all future awards saying.. I don't deserve this..is kelly handsome here(he is not!)

#8 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you) rewrite fast money fast cars.. Calling it.. Fast money fast cars; the fab life of kelly hnsme!

#9 (ten steps after kelly hansome disses you): refer to show promoters as 'Maga' making phrase maga don pay.. Relevant and correct to self!

#10 (ten things to do after kelly hansome disses you): wonder why 'kelly rowland' is dissing you and why she sounds like a nigerian man

credit goeas to Ohimai for making this available.

>>lars lagerback

ok! so thats the guy... Lars Lagerback. The New Nigerian Coach, they say he was employed for his humility & Professionalism. Time will tell. as far as i know he was co-coach of the swedish national team that 'refused' to qualify for the same world cup Amodu qualified for without lossing a match.

Honestly i have no problems with his engagement, but @ =N=39million a month this dude better produce results. I understand he was also on the team that wooped Nigeria at the world cup, and he detailed the strategy used to woop the eagles back then to the NFF team that interviewed him. Obviously he has lots of experience on our weaknesses.

One thing is for sure, he will bring DISCIPLNE, and SOUND JUDGEMENT. Players will also be selected on merit.

>>Lebron James

what is it about this guy that makes top celebrities all over want to please him. This 25 year old cleveland cavaliers basketballer rumored to be worth about 29million dollars as at November 2009 is indeed the future of basketball.

Ordinarily i wouldnt have bothered bout posting this save for the fact that when i woke up this morning i couldnt help but notice the new Mary J. Blige -STRONGER official music video. which was dominated by clips of James' career. This is just after the recent Forever video by drake which had similar clips.

There must be something about this guy, he has been in lots of movies, TV series and music videos. the guy is like a magnet of some sort. I gues it all comes with being a successful NBA superstar.

here is the drake video:

Knighthouse Streetscriptures VOL.1>>

Due to be released online on the 3rd of March, 2010.

The album features the finest names in the hip-hop world such as Mode 9, ill Bliss, Terry da Rapman, M.I, Kel, Saucekid, Blaise, Nyore, Mo'Cheddah, 4^th Republic, Sasha, Rooftop MCs, Loose Kaynon, Tha Suspect just to mention a few and even celebrity director Clarence Peters makes an appearance. The album also features celebrity media personality Bigtyme (Rhythm fm).

#Lightupnigeria Advocacy Video

10 Nigerian artistes to watch out for in 2010

2010 the magical year for Nigerian Music. Something huge is about to happen. For one i am pretty sure that the grammy committee would listen to at least one of these artistes, not just 'cos 2 of them have the US in them but 'cos they are fabulous. I also added a hot list of smoking producers that will dominate 2010. Trust me this is more than my opinion. More so most of them have been underground for way too long ...but lets just call them Rookies. They all drop albums in 2010 hopefully.

~Artistes
#iceberg slim
#iceprince
#jesse jagz
#skales
#vector tha viper
#pype
#Bez
#M.I (boy's still on fire with M.I2)
#Rukus

~Producers
#don jazzy
#jesse jagz
#sarz
#Dockta Frabz
#cobhams

If u had GOODLUCK what would your cabinet look like?

Ok here people here is a little excercise us all:

" imagine you've got so much GOODLUCK in ur system and some day you find yourself as the President of the federal repulic of Nigeria. What would your cabinet look like. TO do this right i have list below key cabinet positions just think of all the good and effective people we still have in Nigeria anybody and just fill in your picks "
for example here is my list:

Vice President-
Minister for Foreign Affairs- Prof. Wole Soyinka
Minister of Power & Steel- Adams Oshiomole
Minister of Information- Jimi Agbaje
Chief of Defence Staff- Brig. General Bubar Marwa
Attorney General of the Federation-*
Inspector General of Police- Nuhu Ribadu
Minister of Finance- Tayo Aderinokun
Minister of Tranport- Gov. Babatunde Fasola
Minister of Culture & Tourism- Donald Duke


so here's how it works just copy the list below and fill in the blanks:

Vice President-
Minister for Foreign Affairs-
Minister of Power & Steel-
Minister of Inofrmation-
Chief of Defence Staff-
Attorney General of the Federation-
Inspector General of Police-
Minister of Finance-
Minister of Tranport-
Minister of Culture & Tourism-

Basketmouth 100 percent - Lord of the Ribs

OK ITS OFFICIAL OURS BOYS ARE ON RAMPAGE AGAIN. BASKET MOUTH(Bright Okpocha) HOSTS HIS FIRST SHOW AT THE O2 ARENA IN LONDON. THE EVENT WHICH HOLDS ON SUNDAY THE 21ST OF FEBRUARY 2010, WOULD FEATURE ARTISTS SUCH AS: M. I, YEMI SAX, BANKY W., ELDEE.

OBI MU O

IT took a while but its finally here.

Future Awards 2010

In a few hours the 2010 edition of the fure awards will take place at Muson Centre, Lagos Nigeria.
Check back here for the year's winners.

Hosts: Naeto C, Munachi Abii


==============================UPDATE=============================
>>>RESULTS IN::

Young Person of the Year: Ify Aniebo

On-Air-Personality of the Year (Radio): Mase (Wazobia FM)

On-Air-Personality of the Year: Andre Blaze (Nigezie)

Musician of the Year: M.I.

Music Producer of the Year: Jesse Jagz

Magazine of the Year: Sound City Blast

Actor of the Year: Kemi Lala

Best Use of Advocacy: Tolu Sangosanya (Dustbin Estate Children)

Best Use of Science: Ify Aniebo

Best Use of Technology: Bade Adesemowo(Bincom)

Business Owner of the Year: Debola Lewis(Yvent Couture)

Journalist of the Year: Ruona Agbroko(NEXT)

Excellence in Public Service: Fatima Zara Modibbo

Creative Artist of the Year: Adekunle Samuel Owolabi

Team of the year: African Youths Unite for Change

Style Enterpeneur of the Year: Linda Ikeji (Blackdove Communications)

Sportsperson of the year: Janet Dung

Screen Producer of the Year 2010: Kenneth Yang (Finding Aisha)

Model of the Year: Warebi Martha Ebigbabor

Professional of the Year: Ifunnaya Maduka (Dean of Students, Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls)

BLINDSIDE MOVIE

I must say that this movie deserves a mention.
Blindside had me so teary eyed, just for that its got a g-stamp on it, This movie summarizes what good moview should look like. The storyline features Michael Oher, an offensive lineman who plays for the Baltimore Ravens of the NFL.

The film follows Oher from his impoverished upbringing, through his years at Wingate Christian School, his adoption by Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy, and on to his position as one of the most highly coveted prospects in college football.

Blindside stars Sandra Bullocks who has so far won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama and Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role both for the Blindside movie.

The movie which was released in 2009 and was shot on a Budget of $29 million was directed by John Lee Hancock who also co wrote the script with the original author of the book Michael Lewis.

This is definately a must watch.

Official Website:: www.blindsidemovie.com

maga no need pay

GRAMMY AWARDS

Results at the grammies, i had the privilege of watching the proceedings on the red carpet and the live show. It was indeed awesome

Album of the Year: Fearless, Taylor Swift

Record of the Year: "Use Somebody," Kings of Leon

Song of the Year: "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)," Beyoncé

New Artist: Zac Brown Band

~POP

Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: The Black Eyed Peas, "I Gotta Feeling"

Pop Vocal Album: The E.N.D., The Black Eyed Peas

Female Pop Vocal Performance: Beyoncé, "Halo"

Male Pop Vocal Performance: Jason Mraz, "Make It Mine"

Traditional Pop Vocal Album: Michael Bublé Meets Madison Square Garden, Michael Bublé

Pop Collaboration With Vocals: Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat, "Lucky"

Pop Instrumental Performance: Bela Fleck, "Throw Down Your Heart"

Pop Instrumental Album: Potato Hole, Booker T. Jones
Rihanna, Mos Def, Jay-Z Jeff Kravitz/Getty Images

~R&B

Female R&B Vocal Performance: Beyoncé, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)"

Male R&B Vocal Performance: Maxwell, "Pretty Wings"

R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Jamie Foxx and T-Pain, "Blame It"

Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: Beyoncé, "At Last"

R&B Song: "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)," Beyoncé

R&B Album: Blacksummers' Night, Maxwell

Contemporary R&B Album: I Am...Sasha Fierce, Beyoncé

~RAP

Rap/Sung Collaboration: "Run This Town," Jay-Z, Rihanna and Kanye West

Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: "Crack a Bottle," Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent

Rap Song: "Run This Town," Jay-Z, Rihanna and Kanye West

Rap Album: Relapse, Eminem

Rap Solo Performance: Jay-Z, "D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)"

Urban/Alternative Performance: India.Arie and Dobet Gnahoré, "Pearls"
Taylor Swift Michael Caulfield/Getty Images

~COUNTRY

Country Album: Fearless, Taylor Swift

Female Country Vocal Performance: Taylor Swift, "White Horse"

Male Country Vocal Performance: Keith Urban, "Sweet Thing"

Country Song: "White Horse," Taylor Swift

Country Collaboration With Vocals: "I Told You So," Carrie Underwood and Randy Travis

Country Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Lady Antebellum, "I Run to You"

Country Instrumental Performance: Steve Wariner, "Producer's Medley"
Kings of Leon Steve Granitz/Getty Images

~ROCK

Rock Album: 21st Century Breakdown, Green Day

Solo Rock Vocal Performance: Bruce Springsteen, "Working on a Dream"

Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Kings of Leon, "Use Somebody"

Rock Song: "Use Somebody," Kings of Leon

Hard Rock Performance: AC/DC, "War Machine"

Metal Performance: Judas Priest, "Dissident Aggressor"

Rock Instrumental Performance: Jeff Beck, "A Day in the Life"
Lady Gaga John Shearer/Getty Images

~DANCE

Dance Recording: "Poker Face," Lady Gaga

Electronic/Dance Album: The Fame, Lady Gaga

~TRADITIONAL/ALTERNATIVE/WORLD

Alternative Music Album: Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, Phoenix

Americana Album: Electric Dirt, Levon Helm

Bluegrass Album: The Crow/New Songs for the Five-String Banjo, Steve Martin

Traditional Blues Album: A Stranger Here, Ramblin' Jack Elliott

Contemporary Blues Album: Already Free, The Derek Trucks Band

Traditional Folk Album: High Wide & Handsome: The Charlie Poole Project, Loudon Wainwright III

Contemporary Folk Album: Townes, Steve Earle

Hawaiian Music Album: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, Volume 2, Various Artists

Native American Music Album: Spirit Wind North, Bill Miller

Zydeco or Cajun Music Album: Lay Your Burden Down, Buckwheat Zydeco

Reggae Album: Mind Control—Acoustic, Stephen Marley

Traditional World Music Album: Douga Mansa, Mamadou Diabate

Contemporary World Music Album: Throw Down Your Heart: Tales From the Acoustic Planet, Vol. 3—Africa Sessions, Béla Fleck

New Age Album: Prayer for Compassion, David Darling

~VISUAL MEDIA

Short Form Music Video: "Boom Boom Pow," The Black Eyed Peas

Long Form Music Video: "The Beatles Love—All Together Now," Various Artists

Spoken Word Album (Includes Poetry, Audio Books and Storytelling): Always Looking Up, Michael J. Fox

Musical Show Album: West Side Story

Compilation Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Slumdog Millionaire

Score Soundtrack Album tor Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Up, Michael Giacchino

Song Written for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: "Jai Ho" (from Slumdog Millionaire), A.R. Rahman, Sukhvinder Singh, Tanvi Shah, Mahalaxmi Iyer and Vijay Prakash

Instrumental Composition: Married Life (from Up), Michael Giacchino

Instrumental Arrangement: "West Side Story Medley," Bill Cunliffe

~GOSPEL

Gospel Performance: "Wait on the Lord," Donnie McClurkin featuring Karen Clark Sheard

Gospel Song: "God in Me," Mary Mary featuring Kierra "KiKi" Sheard

Rock or Rap Gospel Album: Live Revelations, Third Day

Pop/Contemporary Gospel Album: The Power of One, Israel Houghton

Southern, Country or Bluegrass Gospel Album: Jason Crabb, Jason Crabb

Traditional Gospel Album: Oh Happy Day, Various Artists

Contemporary R&B Gospel Album: Audience of One, Heather Headley

~LATIN

Latin Pop Album: Sin Frenos, La Quinta Estación

Latin Rock, Alternative or Urban Album: Los De Atras Vienen Conmigo, Calle 13

Tropical Latin Album: Ciclos, Luis Enrique

Regional Mexican Album: Necesito De Ti, Vicente Fernández

Tejano Album: Borders y Bailes, Los Texmaniacs

Norteño Album: Tu Noche Con...Los Tigres Del Norte, Los Tigres Del Norte

Banda Album: Tu Esclavo y Amo, Lupillo Rivera

~JAZZ

Contemporary Jazz Album: 75, Joe Zawinul & the Zawinul Syndicate

Jazz Vocal Album: Dedicated to You: Kurt Elling Sings the Music of Coltrane and Hartman, Kurt Elling

Improvised Jazz Solo: "Dancin' 4 Chicken," Terence Blanchard, soloist

Jazz Instrumental Album, Individual or Group: Five Piece Band—Live, Chick Corea and John McLaughlin Five Peace Band

Large Jazz Ensemble Album: Book One, New Orleans Jazz Orchestra

Latin Jazz Album: Juntos Para Siempre, Bebo Valdés and Chucho Valdés

~CLASSICAL

Engineered Album, Classical: Mahler: Symphony No. 8; Adagio From Symphony No. 10, Michael Tilson Thomas and San Francisco Symphony

Producer of the Year, Classical: Steven Epstein

Classical Album: Mahler: Symphony No. 8; Adagio From Symphony No. 10

Orchestral Performance: Boston Symphony Orchestra; Tanglewood Festival Chorus, Ravel: Daphnis et Chloé

Opera Recording: Britten: Billy Budd, London Symphony Orchestra; Gentlemen of the London Symphony Chorus

Choral Performance: Mahler: Symphony No. 8; Adagio From Symphony No. 10, Laura Claycomb, Anthony Dean Griffey, Elza van den Heever, Katarina Karnéus, Quinn Kelsey, James Morris, Yvonne Naef and Erin Wall; San Francisco Symphony; Pacific Boychoir, San Francisco Symphony Chorus and San Francisco Girls Chorus

Instrumental Soloist(s) Performance (With Orchestra): Prokofiev: Piano Concertos Nos. 2 & 3, Philharmonia Orchestra

Instrumental Soloist Performance (Without Orchestra): Journey to the New World, Sharon Isbin

Chamber Music Performance: Intimate Letters, Emerson String Quartet

Small Ensemble Performance: Lang, David: The Little Match Girl Passion, Ars Nova Copenhagen & Theatre of Voices

Classical Vocal Performance: Renée Fleming, Verismo Arias

Classical Contemporary Composition: Higdon, Jennifer: Percussion Concerto, Jennifer Higdon

Classical Crossover Album: Yo-Yo Ma & Friends: Songs of Joy and Peace, Yo-Yo Ma

Surround Sound Album: Transmigration, Robert Spano, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra & Choruses

~CHILDREN

Musical Album for Children: Family Time, Ziggy Marley

Spoken Word Album for Children: Aaaaah! Spooky, Scary Stories & Songs, Buck Howdy

~OTHER

Comedy Album: A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!, Stephen Colbert

Instrumental Arrangement Accompanying Vocalist(s): "Quiet Nights," Diana Krall

Recording Package: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today, David Byrne and Brian Eno

Boxed or Special Limited-Edition Package: Neil Young Archives Vol. I (1963–1972), Neil Young

Album Notes: The Complete Louis Armstrong Decca Sessions (1935-1946), Louis Armstrong

Historical Album: The Complete Chess Masters (1950-1967), Little Walter

Engineered Album, Nonclassical: Ellipse, Imogen Heap

Producer of the Year, Nonclassical: Brendan O'Brien

Remixed Recording, Nonclassical: "When Love Takes Over" (Electro Extended Remix), David Guetta featuring Kelly Rowland

i-solation, ipad & apple

i-solation

It is no longer news that Apple has announced the 'ipad' its latest product offering. But what may come as news to some is the fact that Apple Inc. as an entity is managed like a cult-in translation, its management aint that different from the chinese government in style.

Now before you conclude about this article, this is not a bashing of Apple Inc. management style, but an analysis of how Apple Inc. led by Steve Jobs has used the concept of isoloation to better its lot.

The use of excessive divide and conquer techniques, oaths of secrecy by staff, isolation (of the industrial design team) has partly been responsible for the revolutionary success of Apple.

Following the announcement of the apple ipad this wednesday, mixed reviews have greeted the product but one that has caught my eye is the fact that 3 other brands are laying claim to the trademark 'ipad' claiming apple had no right to use their registered trademark. This i blame on isolation. A company that is very much in the system would know what the industry pulse reads.

Now here's the issue. A few years ago some dedicated BMW customers protested to the management of BMW that they up their industrial designers such that the newer models of the brand would be more sleek and very intune with the times, In responding the management announced that their brand was not for the masses and that if the protesters didnt like their cars they shouldn't buy them. Which as far as concerned was a BIG slap to customers. Finally when reality of dwindling sales hit years ago the latest specs of BMW cars would attest to the fact that they had to cave in to the pressure from customers.

For a very long time the process of bringing new products to the market which include market research, sampling and testing have been grossly ignored by Apple, and they have gotten away with this so much because for some reason they have a genuis as the VP of Industrial Design who keeps coming up with irrestable designs that work.

its been said that The Industrial Designers @ Apple led by Jonathan Ive work out of a secluded cove with in the Apple Inc. campus and they report directly to the CEO Steve Jobs directly who also is the only one that has direct access to the work enviroment of the designers. These designers are made to sign NDA's to ensure non of their desings are ever leaked. Apple does not do public BETA testings-PERIOD!

This strategy helps drive all sorts of rumors and industry speculations about expected apple product. Th online tech media fabricates all sorts which in turn transcends to good hype and PR for the potential product. This is how it worked with th iphone. And this in my conclusion is about the cheapest way to market Apple products: WORD OF MOUTH.

In summary my ramblings are simple: the concept of isolation is a two edged sword as much as it works best for brands like Apple that have been strategically placed which causes them to force products on its customers without asking customer opinion, it could also backfire just like it would soon become apparent.

The 'ipad' was over hyped and expectations became very high... but in the end Uncle Steve would learn again that the CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. plus how long will it take Apple to realise that the day they lift the AT&T caveat off iphones they would see maximised global sales. Well i guess they better have a good reason...

fresh start, magical year

I feel like i just crawled out from under a rock.

Reality of life is that things ain't what they seem most of the time.

This is my first post of the year, and as i write this a lot has happened to me and around me.

for starters uncle umaru is still @ large, the eagles fumbled their way to the semi finals of the African Nations Cup 2010 and Dipo Dina was assassinated last night, Haiti is 13days in ruins....

I could go on and on, but these are not the images i had in dec 2009 in my a head of 2010 the magical year. It was all supposed to make perfect sense. You know what they say: " it has to get worse before it gets better"...but the thing is i'm not so sure about that statement, all i know is Nigeria is in reset mode.

sometimes when things get fixed fundamentally it doesn't matter how powerful people think they are, things just get fixed.

IS HE DEAD?

Lots of people did say it!

In his response he challenged his opponents to a game of squash saying he could play the the game for 5hrs non stop. Well somebody tell me why isn't he sitted in his chair.

I don'y mean to sound unpatriotic, but i think we should stop visualizing the No. 1 position as a business endeavor. especially when it concerns the lives of over 150million individuals.

I'M JUST SAYING